Friday, November 23, 2007

I've been travelling, checking up on home, catching up with family, friends, flatmates and the foremost points of interest in current British Culture (i.e., the Tate Crack and recent episodes of Heroes), and pretty much lost my regular connection to the WWW.

I did however work, and I am very close to completing a step-outline of the script. I'm 30 days behind schedule, and trying not to let that worry me - the structure of the last act took much more sorting out than I had anticipated. I hope the northern breezes blowing through my skull have sharpened the brain rather than addled it, (they do make my fingers a little stiff in the morning, so spelling can be a little eccentric) and that I have a suitable structure to start hanging a film on.

I've come back to the cottage to find that winter has descended from the fell. It was blowing in when I left, stripping the last leaves from the sessile oaks, and tossing the crows about the sky.

Now we have had the whole range of winter weather - including snow, which I missed by 90 mins. My train pulled into Hexham station just as the last traces melted away, leaving only salt.

The colours have all changed - all the yellow is leached out of the grass, leaving that wonderful blue-grey they call "wintergreen", and has fled upwards to the fell where the bracken is the colour of ginger biscuits or a new welcome mat.

It's still wriggling with life - two days ago I saw a weasel, bright red, leaping from the water trough to the old tank and back into the rushes. Adders have been seen (not alas by me) sunning themselves on the walls. My missing frogs turned up in the scrub around the burn, big and fat and old and wary.

Last night was full moon and frost - I could see from one side of the valley to the other, and all of it sparkling.

But inside I am warm enough, and dry enough. I have cracked to the extent that I am lighting two portable LPG heaters - one in the bedroom for 15 minutes before I slip under the quilt, one downstairs first thing in the morning, and on very cold nights after 9pm.

And I have water, blessed running water, thanks to a swift decision by my landlord. The contractor brought a mini digger up to the fell, and for two days this week two men worked in the pouring rain to capture the original spring (using a box, pea- shingle and masses of the sticky impervious bright yellow native clay), dig in a new settling tank 100 yards above me, and run a new pipe down.

seconds after the connected the new pipe to the original, water gushed at at least one bar pressure from the old brass kitchen tap, bringing with it all the peat that had clogged the older one solid. After two minutes of high velocity black mud I had clear water. No more wading through the mud to collect from a stream.

I'm looking out now for a replacement for the 19th C sink, which disappeared some time ago - a shallow stoneware slopstone, wide and shallow enough to stand pans and jugs, wash and prep veg, gut fish etc.

Now that I know that there are weasels in the wild wood, and that I am constant enough to stick out the cold weather, I finally feel more like tough wise old Badger, and less like eccentric fly-by-night enthusiast Mr Toad.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope you don't mind me looking in! My friend Megs (previous tenant at your Stone Caravan)told me about your blog and I'm enjoying your accounts of how you get on there. Me and my ex rented the cottage for six years from 1987 - 1993 and we loved being there (whatever the weather). In the middle of winter we would arrive in the dark and the house was so cold, the living room wall would literally run with condensation when our presence warmed the place up. It's a magical place and it's good to know someone who appreciates its beauty is living in it.

Tanya said...

Hi Elfie - good to hear from you, Megs told me about some of your adventures, and I have a copy of the research you did on the history of stone caravan. Any time you want to visit the old place let me know - I'm pretty much up here for the winter.

Last month I ordered some logs, and a spry woman with a firm handshake jumped down from the cab. She was the woodman's mother-in-law - and was born at LHS in 1934! Do you think this makes her the last baby born in the cottage?

Anonymous said...

Was her name Judith? If so I have her birth certificate and her father was certainly the last person to die at the cottage. I live in a very similar house now - just a bit larger and with a single track road running past - in the North Pennines about 30 miles south of you. Still no mains electricity or water but broadband, digital telly and if you kneel on the spare room windowsill with your arm in the air - mobile phone! Yes, I'd love to see the place again and do the walk up to the Lonesome Pine, along and down into the woods. The Bronze Age settlement in the wood was excavated in 1963 and apparently there is a model of it at Newcastle Museum of Antiquities. I have a book with an artist's impression of said settlement on the cover which I will bring up to show you sometime.